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GAY PEOPle's ChroNICLE MARCH 24, 1995

THE MOSTLY UNFABULOUS SOCIAL Life ETHAN GREEN

THE CIRCUIT PARTY IS HUGE And JARRING ANd DISSONANT. BUCK TELLS YOU THAT THIS WILL CHANGE WHEN SOMEONE CALLE& JUNIOR STARTS PLAYING.

by Eric Orner. You ARE BEING pulled into A better THERE ARE PEOPLE HERE WITHOUT PARTY Mood. THINGS ARE GETTING MORE EVEN. RHYTHMIC.| INVITATIONS, but They're NOT VERY POPULAR.

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YOU'RE DANCING WITH THESE GUYS YOU'VE SEEN AT HOME, BUT NEVER SPOKEN TO YOUR EYES ARE SHARING INTIMATE, UNSPOKEN CONFI&Ences.

Now YOU'RE KISSING ETIENNE. HE SLIPS A Card IN YOUR POCKET. YOU FORGET About ¡T. The Music's buzzY AN& METALLIC...

Jou'VE BEEN HERE FOR HOURS. MAYBE THEY Should Hold THESE THINGS IN FAIRBANKS OF REYKJAVIC OR THE SHETLAN&S. SOMEWHERE THAT DAYLIGHT CAN BE KEPT AT BAY A BIT LONGER. WHAT?

I didn'T SAY ANYTHING.. WHAT?

NOTHING!

HUH

WH

Dykes To Watch Out For

the

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event

A

BLEAK WINTER'S EVE FINDS OUR

VARIOUS HEROINES ENGAGED IN

AN EVEN

BLEAKER

COMMON

PURSUIT.

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CLARICE

LARICE PLOTS LEGAL STRATEGIES.

EZANNA'S MOTHER IS STILL IN THE HOSPITAL.

WE

NOW REJOIN

THE

YOU CAN'T TRUST THOSE

L.A. POLICE! THE MAN WAS FRAMED. HE'S INNOCENT!

OBJECTION

SIMPSON

TRIAL..

I MANT

TO THEE

You

a.J.

SIMPSON

Z.

DAD. EVEN IF HE DIDN'T MURDER HER, I'D HARDLY CALL WIFE BEATER "INNOCENT. AND I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BOUGHT HIS DAMN BOOK!

AN'T I

bell

hooks

WHO CHANGED THE CHANNEL? PUT "REAL STORIES OF THE HIGHWAY PATROL" BACK ON!

JUST POINTED OUT

THE BLOOD SO

HE WOULDN'T

STEP IN IT.

IT'S OVER MAMA. DON'T WORRY. THIS IS MORBID AND VOYEURISTIC TOO.

ON AND GLORIA HAVE A LOT IN COMMON.

I THOUGHT YOU TWO HAD THIS GREAT SEX LIFE!

WE USED TO. I LOST INTEREST FOR

A WHILE AFTER RAFFI WAS BORN, BUT LATELY I REALLY WANT IT AND CLARICE IS EITHER BUSY OR TIRED.

OFFICER, WHEN YOU FIRST

SAW THE ICE CREAM, IT WASN'T MELTED?

ANA

AND ME ARE LUCKY IF WE DO IT QUAR-

TERLY.

HOW DOES SOMETHING So FUN BECOME SUCH A PROBLEM? GOD, I MISS IT.

IT WAS MELTING.

IT WAS HALF MELTED.

ARTISAN OR I VI

CLARICE CUPFERD PROSECUTOR

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OUR BATZUT

WHAT KIND OF ICE CREAM WAS IT? VANILLA? CHOCOLATE? STRAWBERRY?"

E.P.A.REGULATIONS

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SPARROW IS HOLLER-THAN-HER-HOUSEMATES. UH... I'M

LOOK AT YOU TWO, RUBBERNECKING AT THAT SORDID, OVERHYPED, TABLOID SPECTACLE LIKE IT'S SOME KIND OF SPORT! HAVE YOU NO HUMAN DECENCY?

MONITORING

THE TRIAL COVERAGE FOR THE CHAPTER IN MY DISSERTATION ON THE POLITICS OF DIFFERENCE IN THE MASS

MEDIA.

DON'T

WA

KNOW. IT WAS LIKE BEN AND JERRY'S

CONTAINER.

AND MO IS ON THE VERGE OF LOSING HER CELIBACY!

SHE'S

WELL,

PROCRAS-

THAT

TINA-

TOO:

UH... MAYBE WE SHOULD TURN THE

TING

TV OFF?

THE

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